Cindy Lou’s Product Review
Anyway, "What are Eggies?"
Well, on the box it enthusiastically
proclaims the following:
“Eggies! Hard
Boil Eggs Without the Shell! No
more messy peeling! Season Eggs before
cooking!” And then the side panel has three little illustrative cartoon
pictures with the words: Crack, Boil, Twist!
“Gosh,” I
thought. “That sounds way better than
standing at my sink peeling eggs ‘til the end o’ time!” Needless to say, we eat a lot of eggs around
here. And Ben, Gregg and Rebekah all love
hard boiled eggs. Unfortunately I’m the
one that gets to peel them. Plus, since
all our eggs are fresh, they are
extra hard to peel. Enter EGGIES!
Gosh. This sounds GREAT! Crack,
boil, twist! SO I bought a box and
brought them home.
So here’s what you
ACTUALLY have to do. Now remember. I bought these things because they were going
to save me a bunch of time: Crack, Boil, Twist!
Here we go: There are four pieces to
every Eggie: the lid, the “collar", the bottom half, and the top half.
First you have to wash and
dry all the little pieces. Fair enough,
I’ll give them that one. But then, and
there’s a big BUT THEN. After you wash
and thoroughly dry all the pieces you must coat the inside of all the pieces with oil. You can’t just spray them with cooking spray,
mind you. Nope. It specifically says DON’T do this. Instead, you are supposed to apply the oil by
hand with a paper towel to each individual piece, making sure you coat all pieces thoroughly.
Then with your grease covered fingers (because
the paper towel disintegrated) you carefully position the grease coated top
half onto the grease coated bottom half and secure it with the grease coated “collar”
around both the grease coated pieces.
Then you crack an egg into your Eggie (after
several attempts at just trying to lift it from the carton, cause, you know... there's grease
everywhere).
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Side note here: cracking an egg into an Eggie is harder than you think if your egg is oh... normal size. Mine barely sloshed through the opening, and in one case, it broke the yolk going in. Apparently in the illustration they were using parakeet eggs. Who knew?
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Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, then you carefully twist the grease coated top on. Except between the greasy fingers and the threads
that I’m completely positive never even lined up in the factory, you spend a
good five minutes attempting to actually screw the lid on. You finally give up and force it closed,
declaring it ‘good enough.’ This means it’s on half sideways but it’s on and
nobody better point out otherwise if they want to reach their next birthday.
Repeat. Six times.
Then you place your egg filled Eggies in a
saucepan filled with warm water and ensure that they are all floating. They reminded
me a lot of the Pick Up Ducks at a carnival, bob bob bobbing about. Finally you turn on the burner and bring the
water to a boil, following the cooking times on the chart provided. I watched, transfixed as the Eggies began
bopping about in the boiling water and the raw eggs seeped through the half on lids,
turning the water a murky white. Finally
they were done, and I removed them from the water.
After waiting the instructed 7 minutes you
then twist open the lids, spraining your thumb in the effort, and further strip
what is left of the already messed up threads.
Then you unscrew the middle collar and remove the top half to expose the
egg. Except what egg that hasn’t boiled
out of the half screwed on top is now stuck
to the plastic despite the - did I mention - OIL you slathered in, on, and around the Eggie and everything else in your kitchen. Then,
assuming you actually get the top part off, you then hold the bottom half
upside down, squeeze “gently” (until your arms shake... and there goes the other thumb) and the egg is
supposed to release. It says if the egg is not releasing you should work out more. No, actually it says to use a utensil to
loosen the egg around the edges. I don’t
know. Hurling it into the sink seemed to
work okay.
In the end it took me at
least twenty five minutes to just get the eggs INTO the pot, and then at least another fifteen to
remove them from the plastic Eggie shell.
I have never in my life spent so
much time cooking and peeling six
eggs. The mutilated remains are still in my icebox. They do not resemble eggs in any form.
Do I recommend this
product? Yes. Heartily. To the Peoples Republic of China.
That's funny. Thanks for the morning laugh. I don't even buy or use peelers because I learned to peel vegetables with a paring knife years ago -- so I even see this basic kitchen tool as unnecessary consumerism ...
ReplyDeleteYes, I don't use peelers either, but never thought of using a paring knife for eggs. Great idea!
ReplyDeleteCindy - this is a great review! I love it! I have never seen this product, but I am sure to never even try to use it! Seems to me that it would be easier to grease a custard cup and then put the custard cup in water, bring it to a boil and then let it sit for ten minutes or so. Of course, I've never tried it, but seems to me it would accomplish the same type of result as a hard boiled egg!
ReplyDeleteHi Linda, thanks for your kind note. Good idea re the custard cups! Maybe you should market them as CUPPIES or something! LOL! I'm sure they'd far surpase Eggies. :0)
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